That amazing moment when you realize
you
are
the
grinch
……Shit…..
(Source: spumonis, via butimnotgaysaiddean)
Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
(Source: ptrparker, via pineapplemillionaire)
Anonymous asked: Why haven't you killed yourself yet? To scared? Or would you like someone to do the honors?
Answer:
Please go away.
| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
| me: | not with that attitude |
Anonymous asked: Why the fuck did they let you back out? They should throw you back in and chuck away the key.
Answer:
Um… Because I’m a productive member of society?? I can burp on command?? I make the best pancakes??
Does it really matter?
